“Having a paramecium for a husband teaches you a lot about learning to accept your differences and proceed with a relationship through thick and thin. Larry isn’t much of a conversationalist, but on the other hand, I’m not asexual. It’s all about compromise. My only qualm with Larry is that he often makes a mess. His cute, fumbling hair-like structures can never seem to pour the coffee right. I keep telling him to talk to a physiotherapist about that, but he just never gives me a straight answer.”
“I think the thing I loved most about Gregor when I first met him was his innately sensitive motives. He is a true nice guy, really someone I wouldn’t mind introducing to the parents. He’s not talkative, but I like that in a man. Clumsy? Yeah, he can be clumsy sometimes. But when he bumps into something, he’ll instantly reverse direction. He seems to have very good reflexes.”